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Post by Lord Bismarcus on Jun 12, 2008 14:06:13 GMT -5
What do you think?
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Post by Emuboy, VC Muppet 2008 on Jun 12, 2008 14:06:36 GMT -5
Mark Twain FTW
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Post by Lord Bismarcus on Jun 12, 2008 14:09:32 GMT -5
See, I don't think so.
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Post by Emuboy, VC Muppet 2008 on Jun 12, 2008 14:14:07 GMT -5
QUOTE WOAR!
“The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.”
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Post by Lord Bismarcus on Jun 12, 2008 14:17:47 GMT -5
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
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Post by Emuboy, VC Muppet 2008 on Jun 12, 2008 14:21:42 GMT -5
“Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be”
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Post by Lord Bismarcus on Jun 12, 2008 14:24:23 GMT -5
"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."
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Post by Emuboy, VC Muppet 2008 on Jun 12, 2008 14:28:22 GMT -5
Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Post by Sugarbutt on Jun 12, 2008 14:28:24 GMT -5
"be good and you will be lonesome"
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Post by Emuboy, VC Muppet 2008 on Jun 12, 2008 14:28:44 GMT -5
(P.S., you are SO losing this quote WOAR)
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Post by Lord Bismarcus on Jun 12, 2008 14:33:58 GMT -5
"Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative."
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Post by Lord Bismarcus on Jun 12, 2008 14:34:36 GMT -5
"Illusion is the first of all pleasures."
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Post by Lord Bismarcus on Jun 12, 2008 14:34:58 GMT -5
Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace.[/size]
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Post by Lord Bismarcus on Jun 12, 2008 14:35:49 GMT -5
Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.
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Post by Lord Bismarcus on Jun 12, 2008 14:36:14 GMT -5
Oh, this one is great:
"We live in an age when unnecessary things are our only necessities."
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Post by Lord Bismarcus on Jun 12, 2008 14:37:24 GMT -5
"The only thing that sustains one through life is the consciousness of the immense inferiority of everybody else, and this is a feeling that I have always cultivated."
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Post by Lord Bismarcus on Jun 12, 2008 14:37:41 GMT -5
"It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious."
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Post by Emuboy, VC Muppet 2008 on Jun 12, 2008 14:39:23 GMT -5
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
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Post by Emuboy, VC Muppet 2008 on Jun 12, 2008 14:39:35 GMT -5
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Post by Emuboy, VC Muppet 2008 on Jun 12, 2008 14:39:54 GMT -5
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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Post by Emuboy, VC Muppet 2008 on Jun 12, 2008 14:40:14 GMT -5
Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.
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Post by Emuboy, VC Muppet 2008 on Jun 12, 2008 14:40:37 GMT -5
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.
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Post by Lord Bismarcus on Jun 12, 2008 14:41:03 GMT -5
"It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating."
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Post by Emuboy, VC Muppet 2008 on Jun 12, 2008 14:50:04 GMT -5
Admit it Biz. It's over.
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Post by pinkard on Jun 12, 2008 14:51:14 GMT -5
Your Majesty is like a big jam doughnut with cream on the top.
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Post by pinkard on Jun 12, 2008 14:51:34 GMT -5
Your Highness, you are also like a stream of bat's piss.
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Post by Lord Bismarcus on Jun 12, 2008 14:52:06 GMT -5
lol
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Post by pinkard on Jun 12, 2008 14:52:07 GMT -5
Your Majesty is like a dose of clap
Before you arrive - before you arrive is pleasure, and after is a pain in the dong.
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Post by Lord Bismarcus on Jun 12, 2008 14:52:56 GMT -5
Anyway, yes Emu, it is most certainly over, because I am the most quotable person on Earth:
Give my regards to Cleveland, shit-fish!
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Post by pinkard on Jun 12, 2008 14:53:20 GMT -5
Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. [/size][/quote] That's good stuff.
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