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Post by Lord Bismarcus on Apr 30, 2008 8:48:35 GMT -5
I've had to take a dump ever since I got home from work yesterday, but one thing led to another and I never got a chance. Now I'm back at work, gobbling down a big cup of coffee and a sticky-bar, and I'm pretty sure when I hit the toilet the toilet is going to die.
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Post by pinkard on Apr 30, 2008 9:04:39 GMT -5
Gotta do somethin'
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Post by Lord Bismarcus on Apr 30, 2008 9:09:03 GMT -5
Oh believe me, what I gotta do is quite something.I was farting the whole way on my walk to work. And speaking of bad odors, I bet this smells wonderful.Eye-balls the size of a soccer-ball.
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Post by Lord Bismarcus on Apr 30, 2008 9:56:00 GMT -5
It is time.
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Post by Lord Bismarcus on Apr 30, 2008 9:57:20 GMT -5
God damn it. Xanadu is occupied by some knuckle-dragging visitor.
Now I have to go shit in the Prole Bowl.
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Post by Lord Bismarcus on Apr 30, 2008 9:59:09 GMT -5
Well, this toilet is at least clean.
Beginning first push now...
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Post by Lord Bismarcus on Apr 30, 2008 10:04:09 GMT -5
So far so good. The first salvo was flushed. Currently flushing volleys two and three.
Someone just walked into the bathroom to piss. They're not going to be happy.
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Post by Lord Bismarcus on Apr 30, 2008 10:41:32 GMT -5
That all went better than expected. Minimal wiping, minimal blood, no sweat.
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Post by Dancin' Dan the Doo-Dah Man on May 2, 2008 13:24:25 GMT -5
Shitting seems to be the highlight of your day. I can't tell if that makes you aged 7, 57 or 97.
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Post by Lord Bismarcus on May 2, 2008 13:25:10 GMT -5
It's the highlight of everyone's day whether they know it or not.
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Post by Dancin' Dan the Doo-Dah Man on May 2, 2008 13:29:55 GMT -5
Well that's a hell of a pessimistic philosophy.
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Post by Lord Bismarcus on May 2, 2008 13:32:16 GMT -5
Oh no it's not.
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Post by Lord Bismarcus on May 2, 2008 13:57:59 GMT -5
You know what? I'm about to go poop now.
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Post by Emu Le Boy, L' Enfant Sauvage on May 2, 2008 14:48:30 GMT -5
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Post by Mango! on May 2, 2008 15:41:02 GMT -5
It's the highlight of everyone's day whether they know it or not. What about Emu who only shits twice a week. What's the highlight of his off days?
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Post by Lord Bismarcus on May 2, 2008 15:41:35 GMT -5
He has none. Those days pass by unfulfilled, never to be regained.
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Post by Mango! on May 2, 2008 15:42:06 GMT -5
Well that's a hell of a pessimistic philosophy.
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Post by Lord Bismarcus on May 2, 2008 15:43:48 GMT -5
No it's not. I am simply aware of the true pillars of existence.
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Post by Berserkier on May 4, 2008 0:50:36 GMT -5
Yesterday I shat a giant, bi-colored turd. I was able to see where one meal intersected with the previous one.
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Post by Lord Bismarcus on May 4, 2008 8:54:28 GMT -5
Oh god.
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Post by Emu Le Boy, L' Enfant Sauvage on May 4, 2008 13:10:06 GMT -5
I love those.
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