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Post by pinkard on May 1, 2008 7:47:27 GMT -5
…on the African front came over the telescreen. news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080501/ap_on_re_af/somalia_airstrike We're this close - this close. I can feel it, we're going to win this thing. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm afraid. Well maybe I'm the faggot America. I'm not a part of a redneck agenda. Now everybody do the propaganda. And sing along to the age of paranoia.
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Post by Emu Le Boy, L' Enfant Sauvage on May 1, 2008 9:54:01 GMT -5
Good lord.
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Post by pinkard on May 1, 2008 10:42:00 GMT -5
One day I'm going to kick your scrawny Indiana ass - in real life.
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Post by Lord Bismarcus on May 1, 2008 10:44:06 GMT -5
Drilling for Screams!
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Post by Emu Le Boy, L' Enfant Sauvage on May 1, 2008 12:17:42 GMT -5
hahaha. Alex quoting Green Day is comedy platinum incredibly juvenile.
Above post truthified by Tank.
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Post by pinkard on May 1, 2008 12:19:01 GMT -5
They should call it Roundtine
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Post by Lord Bismarcus on May 1, 2008 14:25:21 GMT -5
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Post by Dancin' Dan the Doo-Dah Man on May 2, 2008 13:19:41 GMT -5
Things haven't been all that bad over the whole country lately. Baghdad is having some problems at the moment because the government is fighting Al Sadr's jackasses, the Mahdi Army. They're a Shiite group that is apparently getting some sort of under-the-table help from Iran, so that's what the Iraqi government is sending people to Tehran to discuss.\
If they can pull the rug out from under the Sadrists by getting Iran to drop them then things should be pretty good. AQI has been getting hit hard, so if the Mahdi Army can be gotten under control then that's the prime Sunni and Shiite insurgent groups being kept down.
But the Iraqi Army does need some support elements - they need better logistical support, and particularly helicopters.
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Post by Lord Bismarcus on May 2, 2008 13:24:48 GMT -5
Sounds like the whole f?cking populace needs to embrace alcohol and porn so they can just relax. Jesus H Damn.
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Post by Dancin' Dan the Doo-Dah Man on May 2, 2008 13:27:27 GMT -5
Exactly. Which AQI seems to be fighting tooth and nail - apparently while they had control over one town they made smoking a capital offense. Speaking of alcohol and porn and yet another example of Army stupidity: alcohol and porn are denied to all U.S. forces in Central Command's area because of the supposed offense the local Muslim population would take, but alcohol can be gotten from the locals and the interpreters were happy when I gave them some Playboys recently. Go figure.
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Post by Lord Bismarcus on May 2, 2008 13:33:48 GMT -5
Well now Danny you know the Army doesn't want to corrupt a war by introducing booze and boobs to it.
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Post by Dancin' Dan the Doo-Dah Man on May 2, 2008 13:42:52 GMT -5
Exactly. I blame all this on Bush Sr.
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Post by Lord Bismarcus on May 2, 2008 13:45:07 GMT -5
Meanwhile all the guys in 'Nam spent their days smoking opium out of shotgun barrels and f?cking Playboy bunnies on USO tours!
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Post by pinkard on May 2, 2008 13:57:55 GMT -5
AQI has been getting hit hard Sysiphus has been rolling that f?cking rock LOL
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Post by Dancin' Dan the Doo-Dah Man on May 4, 2008 7:07:00 GMT -5
Oh, of course. We all know that naturally the f?cking Norns have written into the future history of the world that AQI is fated to remain - forever. They're an immovable object that we're all a bunch of Kansas City Faggots for trying to defy.
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Post by Lord Bismarcus on May 4, 2008 8:52:41 GMT -5
I hope this new coffee I bought doesn't make my shit green.
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Post by Dancin' Dan the Doo-Dah Man on May 4, 2008 14:46:27 GMT -5
Bullshit. You'd be happy over having fresh shit-related news to post.
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Post by Lord Bismarcus on May 4, 2008 17:33:48 GMT -5
I try to keep my shitports from being pedestrian.
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